Showing posts with label female vs male. Show all posts
Showing posts with label female vs male. Show all posts

Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Battle of the Sexes! Part 1 & 2

The Battle of the Sexes! Part 1 & 2

By TwoNutBuster


Ira and Cindy sat alone in their college dorm watching a movie they just rented at a video store. During one of the scenes a young man was causing trouble during a gym class basketball game. Apparently he was mad about having girls playing ballwith the rest of his buddies. He was causing rude fouls by pushing and shoving the girls around, until one of them decided to take a stand against him. "Watch this, it is really funny", Cindy said. "Why what's going to happen?", asked Ira puzzled at Cindys response.

Their attention was then turned to the screen. When the young man was passed the ball, he got himself ready to shoot a three point shot.

But when he jumped up high in the air the young girl stood her ground and took careful aim at the man's crotch, which was now eye level to her. As he reached the peak of his jump, the girl threw an outstanding uppercut to his unprotected crotch. The bully quickly let out a groan and landed hard on his knees. The ball didn't make it far and one of the other girls made the shot instead. Cindy was cracking up at this and Ira was wondering why this was so funny. The young man then fell to his side and clutch at his injured area. "Bastard got what he deserved!" Cindy yelled out.

"What's so funny about that Cindy?" Ira exclaimed.

"Men think they are all big and tough until a small girl teaches them a lesson" Cindy said.

"Their sorry balls offset their muscular advantage over us girls, and every male has this great weakest. Have you ever nut-checked a guy in your life?"

"Of course not, I don't think it works to well. I would rather hit him in the face or stomach."

"Well Ira, let me tell you about my first encounter with a male's balls. Back in High school this one cute boy always use to kick the back of my seat in History class. I told him to stop it, but he didn't listen. I decided to take action. The next day he continued to kick the chair, and even started to laugh along with one of his buddies. When the bell rang, I waited for him to leave before me, and I watched him with the corner of my eye. I've heard men are weak between the legs, so I paid close attention to his crotch. That is when I noticed the lump in his jeans four inches below his belt. As he began walking by my desk I brought back my elbow and then swung it into the bulge in his baggy jeans. It was very soft, and my elbow kept traveling into him. It felt like I pushed his limp bulge two to three inches inward. At first I didn't think it would do anything until he let out a deep groan. He dropped his books, and doubled over with both his hands between his legs. I looked at his face and notice his eyes were squeezed shut, and all of his teeth showing as they are clutched together. He stood like that for about ten seconds. I thought it was funny because he stood with his knees together, and his hands between his legs doubled over. I realized he was fighting to block out the pain, and so far he was doing a good job, but his ball pain soon overpowered his vain effort. He started coughing and slowly sank to his knees, then he fell hard on his face retching. His whole body was rolling back and forth, and many of the girls started laughing at this male reaction. A teacher ran up to us, and asked what had happen, I explain it was an accident and didn't realize he was behind me. She believed the story and told us to all leave the classroom. As I left I took one more look and the poor male, and smiled. He was crying as I left. The next day I laughed at him and he got red in the face, but never again bothered me in class."

"Wow!" Ira shouted and give her friend a high five.

"I guess that technique really works, I would definitely try in on the next person who bothers me!"

"How about your boyfriend Jake, I've notice he sometimes domainates the relationship between you, and he always stares at other girls during his wrestling matches."

"No, I couldn't do that he is much bigger than me, and he knows how to fight and wrestle. Plus he is six foot two, and weights around 200 pounds. And also Cindy, that isn't 200 hundred pounds of fat, it is muscle."

Cindy realized exactly what Ira was talking about and knew her boyfriend was quite a stud. He wasn't built with too much muscle, but he was lean, and hard.

"Well," Cindy said, "what about when he bosses you around, and only uses you the way he wants. I think he needs to be taught a lesson."

Ira began thinking about Jake, and the times he stared at this one girl and whistled at her during a date. She then remembered a time he was caught cheating on her, and she never forgave him for that. Now she wanted to get back at him for all the times he's been like an asshole. Plus, she and Cindy were actually getting a lot closer, and felt feelings for one another. She knew Cindy wanted her to leave him, and be with her.

"So what do you think, should you finish him off, and perhaps me and you can spend more time together?" Cindy said, moving closer to Ira.

"Let's do it, but I want you to fight him instead of me. I think the outcome of the match will help me make up my mind of who I want to continue being with. I mean, I still like his strong body in all, and then again, I would really want to spend more time with you Cindy." Ira said, laying her hand on Cindy's knee. "I would like you to win, but he is going to put up a challenge."

Cindy said calmly, "I won't lose, if I have a plan."

Together Cindy and Ira began planning tomorrows fight with Jake.




Battle of the Sexes 2 (Jake gets hit)

by TwoNutBuster


The next day Ira spent most of the day with her boyfreind Jake, they were walking towards the gym were Jake always worked his body out. He began talking about the last wrestling match he had won so easily.

"Sometimes, I really want to be challeged more, all the other guys are to easy to beat." Jake said.

"I'm sure someone will put up a good fight soon enough honey, it is only a matter of time." Ira said feeling a bit turned on about the situation.

Jake looked at her in a mean manner, and said "Soon?, how about never, I can't be beat, I don't know what the hell your taking about."

Ira backed off. She was use to his arrogant manner, but realize how annoying it was getting. His whole body seemed to be full with

tough testostrone, and he reminded her of a bull. A bull with big heavy balls of steel.

When they arrived to the gym Cindy was there practicing some of her gymnastics.

Ira ran toward Cindy and yelled to Jake, "Hey, Cindys here, I didn't expect her to be here too."

Jake was wondering why she was here. He never did like her, and always ignored her. However this time he had to say something, because that little bitch was using the mat he did most of his workouts.

"Cindy, you shouldn't be here, this is my time, and my mat. I need you to get off." Jake said rudely.

"I don't see your name on it Jake, I'm going to use it today useless you can stop me!"

Jake turned his back to the girls and headed to the locker room to change. Before receaching the door he turned around and shouted,"I want your stupid ass out of my gym, otherwise I'm going to through you out myself BITCH!" He figured that would scare her away, and by the time he changed, she would be out of the way.

In the locker room, Jake began taking off all of his clothes and stood in front of the mirror. He always did this because he really admired his own body. He also knew of all the girls who liked his body. He examined himself up and down. Staring at his bisceps, thick neck, six-pack abs, and very musclar thighs.

He then thought of last night when Ira was with Cindy, he met a cute little girl after working out and talked her into a date tonight. He fansatize about ramming his cock inside her and hearing her hopeless cries. He never told Ira about this, and realized he must have banged well over twenty girls during college. He looked back into the mirror and notice his proud member swelling up into a massive erection. He knew his male weapon would easily split the girl in half tonight. He rubbed his member thinking about the young girl sucking on his big round balls. He was very pleased with his balls, and gently massaged them in their low hanging sack of skin. They were very heavy, and he knew that most of their contents will be released on the girls face tonight. He stopped thinking about that and quickly began changing into his gym clothes. He usually would wear a jock strap, but today he wanted to hang loose and exerise without any underwear at all. He slid on his loose gray sweatpants and walked back out to the mats.

Expecting the girls to be gone, but to his surpise they both were praticing their gymnastics.

He yelled,"I thought I told you to get out of here, Ira tell your bitchy friend to leave, I want to work out!"

Ira said," Well she was hear first, and I think she should keep her spot."

Jake walk up to Ira and slapped her in the face, then he grabbed her and moved her off of the mat. After setting her down he turned to look at Cindy.

"Don't make me do the same thing to you, I warned you that I would through you out!"

"Go ahead and try big boy, I don't think you got what it takes you PUSSY!" Cindy said confidently.

"I have beaten men on this mat, and I'll do the same if your don't get your ass off."

Ira yelled from the side rubbing her face,"Kick his ass Cindy, I bet you can take him out with one hit, he is such a big baby for a man his size!"

Jake was pissed off at Ira's boldest and walked to her and slapped her again. She started crying, and Jake walked up to Cindy. He stared down at her, and said to get the fuck off the mat. Cindy felt intimadated by this angry male animal, but she was going to carrying on with her plan until...sometime unexpected happen.

Jake shoved her down and walked in a circle full of anger. He was thinking about what Ira said about Cindy beating him with one hit. He didn't like that at all and finally just stood there with his arms crossed and feet apart in the middle of the mat.

"So you think you can kick my ass with one hit...Let's see it BITCH!"Jake stuck his face out exposing his right cheek. Ira realized that he was going to let Cindy have a free shot on his body. Jake stood there legs apart, arms crossed, and cheeck exposed for Cindy to hit. Jakes reason for this was to prove his male ego by not showing fear to the small Cindy. He expected a hard punch to his cheek and braced himself for her hit. After her punch, he was going to pin Cindy and then shove his rock hard cock into her...raping her on the mat in front of his girlfriend Ira. It would be quite a show for her to see.

Cindy was shocked with what this dumb jock was doing. Was he really that stupid? She looked at his face and notice that he wanted her to punch his jaw. His eyes were closed, so see looked at Ira and smiled. She then looked at the loose bulge between Jakes parted thighs. She could see the line of his dick, and where his big manly balls hung.

Ira began to get excited, and she stop rubbing her cheek and realized the stupid disadvantage her boyfriend had put himself into. She too notice the prominent bulge between his legs, and notice it was looser and bigger than before. She smile as she notice he wasn't wearing any boxers or jock straps to support his most precise male organs. Ira picture his manly organs between his legs, she knew his balls were very huge and heavy because she had sucked on them many times before. His cock was around ten inches and she pictured it hanging in front of the balls. Perhaps she thought, his cock would protect his balls from a forward strike. She made a motion to Cindy to kick him between his legs, because then it will be all balls and none of the cock.

Still standing there in the middle of the mat Jake yelled "Come On!" He uncrossed his arms and flexed them to his sides. His chest and abs were showing and Cindy felt an electic thrill between her legs. She walked up to him raised her bare foot back and swing it forward.

As her foot came up between Jake's legs she felt his loose sweatpants engulf her foot. Then with powerful female force she connected with the males, heavy loose, vunlerable balls and smashed them into his pelvic bone, and into the body cavity they came out of. Her foot was halfway into his body, and she kept it there for a few seconds. She wiggled her toes inside him feeling the warmth the male crotch made. Then she notice his balls were missing, she could no longer feel those two big orbs of male power. As she pulled her foot out, Jake stood there. His sweatpants were still forced into his groin. His face was lifeless, and his mouth had an "O" shape. A very low moan escaped from his throat. Ira jumped up and ran to Cindy who was staring at the young man. Finally his sweatpants came out of his body cavity and hung loose around his waist once more. Jake was a goner, his muscles in his chest and abs started convulsing wildly. His male ego torn into shreds, Jake used both his arms and hands too grab onto his busted sack. Jakes masculine balls were "No Match" for Cindy's feminine foot, for both of Jakes balls busted open and were now a pulp in the loose sack. The girls were waiting for something to happen. Ten seconds went by and Jakes powerful body sank onto its knees and then onto his back. He began screaming in a very high pitched way. His six-foot body was writhing and twitching as he felt the worst pain in his sorry male life. The girls laughed at the muscled Jock and stared at him crying and thrashing his legs around in a vain useless attempt to contol the horrendous testicle-pain. A pain no female will ever know. Cindy put her arms up to the sky and danced around the young man's writhing and crying body. Jake couldn't think, and the pain from the female attack soon overpowered his weak male body. Both his eyes rolled up into his skull, and his head rolled to its side. He passed out. The two girls looked down at this poor male, his hands were still on his ruined testicles, and his tongue was hanging out of his mouth. Both girls jumped up and hugged each other. They had just taken out a tough male bull with one simple kick. Ira said ,"Well, I guess all males are weak down there!"

Cindy smiled, and put her arm around her new girlfriend,"Yeah, it must suck to be a boy huh?"

Ira slapped her own smooth female crotch hard and laughed saying, "Oh Yes, Testicles are a Joke!"

Together they walked out of the gym talking about what just happened.

Jake finally got the mat to himself...with the use of his manhood!


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Friday, May 15, 2009

My Husband's Big, Beautiful Balls...

My Husband's Big, Beautiful Balls...

After a year of marriage to her brand new hubby, Jasmine was begining to notice the flaws of her young husand Ryan. Jasmine was a 28 year old women, having long brown hair, and brown eyes. She stood at five feet, nine inches tall, and didn't have a single ounce of fat on her. Ryan, her husband, was 25 years old, black hair, deep blue eyes, a very muscluar form from working construction, and hanging out at the local gym downtown. He had an amazing chest, wide shoulders, and perfect arms, he stood a towering 6 foot 4 inches. Both seemed to be the perfect couple on their Wedding day, two great speicimens of their respectful sex. People envied them, because they knew, they could create the most cutest child in the world. If they so desired.

However, after an entire year of marriage, Jasmine noticed Ryan acting more cocky, more arrogant. He would come back late from workouts, and even smelled of alcohol when he was (supposed) to be at the gym. Jasmine questioned him, but he would just take a shower, watch some of the Late Night shows, and make her suck on his dick and eat his cum. It was like this for a few months now, and Jasmine was getting tired of it. She called her older sister Kate for some advice to help get their marriage back on track.

"Yesterday, Ewww, you actually ate his cum? Yuck!" the sister said.

"I had to, he was drunk, and kinda forced me too." Jasmine said.

"Plus, I love him, and I want to treat him right. It doesn't taste that bad." Jasmine lied under her breath.

"Come On Jasmine, I know you don't like it!" the sister confidently said.

"Ok, it's gross, it tastes like salty crap. But I love him and his body. Sister, he's got an amazing body, the abs, the chest, the nipples, arms, and shoulders. Dam his legs are like tree trunks, and his sexy narrow waist is something I love to wrap my arms around. Plus" She whispered. "His got a eight inch cock, and it's eight inches while faccid! Plus, his balls sister! His balls are perfect! They hang evenly and low, their always warm, and he can even use his stomach muscles to pull them close to his body. They are the size of chicken eggs, and feel great to hold in my hand. His Testicles really turned him into a strong male animal, a great looking man, muscles and all!" Jasmine said proudly.

"You respect him a lot, but he doesn't even respect you!" the sister said in a mean tone.

"So what if he has Big, Beautiful Balls! Those organs just make him more of an arrogant jerk, those organs give him his muscles, those organs make him horny, and those NUTS... eject their waste into your mouth. That's not Beautiful, that's gross!" the sister was making sense to Jasmine. "If I where you, I'd kick those Big Balls into his throat, let him taste those sick things!" said the sister.

"Yeah, and then get my ass handle to me. He's too strong! said Jasmine

"Sister, my hubby was the exact same way as Ryan. Look at him now, he listens, doesn't talk back, and does the things I ask him to do." " You just need to put him in his place, drop him down about 75 notches, it's easy girl, so easy, I mean....He's Got Balls!"

The two sister's talked for hours about what steps should be taken next.











My Husband's Big, Beautiful Balls... Part Two

The next day 25 year old Ryan, woke up with both arms around his little wife. "Poor little girlie, she'll never be as good has Helen was last week" he thought. Still he rubbed his flat chest, and torso agaist her back, and made deep male grunting sounds to wake her up. Jasmine turned to see her young 25 year old husband, and smile. He smiled back with those perfectly straight white teeth, and sexy blue eyes. He mentioned he will get ready to go for a morning jog, and would like breakfest in about an hour. He gave her a little kiss, and went into the bathroom.

He stood there at the toliet, pulling out his limp penis, and gently massaged it thinking of having Jasmine suck it dry after the run. Then he spread his legs apart, and began pissing into the toliet. "Opps, got some on the seat, oh well, she'll clean it up." he thought with a smile.

After shaking his cock dry, he walked up to the large bathroom mirror, and began shaving. He had a chin guard type of beard, very thin, and jet black with his youth. He made sure it rounded around his jaw line sharply. Then, it was time to flex. He always loved his male body since he was a young teenager. He's dad was built, and he was thankful to share he's genes as well. He remember one time as a boy, he said, "Dad, being a boy is the best thing you and mom could every do for me." He's dad was so proud that day. Ryan smiled at that thought, and continue to review himself in the mirror. He eyed his toned, tanned body. He pulled down he's sweats alittle, and looked at his cock and balls. He smiled at their size, and the heaviness between his thighs. He had no body fat on his entire body, and the crotch around his manhood, was tight, making his male pride stand out even more. Ryan squirted some lotion into his palm, and gently massaged his big right Nut, then his left. He loved his nuts, loved the fact that they pump him full of testosterone, and hormones. He felt the thick nut-cords, and massage the cords traveling into his lower abdominal's. Then let them fall heavily, to the bottom of there protective sack. Then, to display his protective power, he tightened his abs, and pulled his balls close to his body, and again let them drop. He laughed at his own strength, he was a true male bull.

A few seconds later, Jasmine watch her husband come out of the bathroom with a big smile on his face. He was shirtless, and was wearing a pair of old sweats. She studied his male movements closely, she wanted to know how in the world he could move around with those large organs hanging from between his legs. Jasmine watched as her man slid off his sweats and boxers. She eyed her husbands junk, and watch the way it swayed, bobbed, and hung. He turned around, and bent over to grab a pair of gym shorts. While in this position, Jasmine smiled as his balls were in plain view in-between his strong thighs. They were amazing looking, beautiful, Beautiful Big male balls. She wonder what it is like to have such things, and sort of felt envious of Ryan. He's so strong, so powerful, and can piss standing up, all because of his balls. Jasmine thought, however,she was about to look away until she notice Ryan squat down quickly to reach the bottom drawer for his lucky boxer shorts. As he squated, his firm, heavy balls, rested gently on the brown carpet floor. Jasmine giggled loudly, but quickly turned around on the bed, and pretended not to see.

"What the fuck?" Ryan said

"Nothing, just thinking about something funny last night."

"Oh, Okay." Ryan commented, noticing her sleeping.

An hour later, Ryan came back home, he was sweating, and breathing hard. He was wearing a tight white tank top, and light blue loose gym shorts. His lucky pair of white boxer shorts were clearly showing above the elastic band of the flimsy loose gym shorts. He walked into the kitchen, and grabbed a glass of water, Ryan mixed a protein shake, and gulped it down, and stared at his wife with an intimidating look. She did NOT make breakfest!!!!! His mind began swimming with questions, and he just lost control.

"Listen you little bitch! I just got finished running five fucking miles, and expected to eat some food, where the fuck is it?" Ryan yelled.

"You're going to have to make it yourself, Jasmine isn't gonna listen to you anymore, Stud!" Jasmine's sister walked in from another room.

"What the hell is going on here? Why is she here?" Ryan asked his wife, pointing his index finger at the sister.

"She's going to be a witness, a witness too a fight, between Male and Female."

"HA HA, there isn't no fucking Mixed Boxing today, you stupid girl!"

"No you idoit! ME and YOU! No Holds Barred! In the backyard, on the grass, right now! I'm tired of you acting all macho and tough, hell, you don't even know what "tough" is, boy! I'm also tired of you going out late at night, smelling of beer, and creating a mess with your ball juice. I challege you to a fight, Husband!" Jasmine said boldly.

"You stupid bitch, I'll crush you. I lift hundreds of pounds each day, I can bench four times your weight!"

"Then let's see it little boy!" His wife said.

"Alright, but not going to go easy on you, especially since for sure your a muscleless female." Ryan said crossing his large arms.

"Muscle or Not, I'll win." Jasmine said.








My Husband's Big, Beautiful Balls... Part 3



Ryan and Jasmine had a very nice house, with a grassy backyard. While going for the run, Jasmine and her sister cleared a small area for the fight. Jasmine's sister also stated if Ryan gets the upperhand, she would jump in and start fighting too. "Just remembered, It's all in the genes, or in this case, It's all in the Gym Shorts." The sister said grinning and looking toward her sister's groin. Jasmine nodded her head in approval, she was tired of the large male standing ten feet away from her. He completely changed after marriage, but dam, that body of his only got stronger. He had toned muscles throughout his form, he's legs were apart, and his arms hung down his sides. His chest pumped up and down from the run he just completed. The male specimen she married stood staring right back at her with hate in his eyes. She had belittled him in front of her sister, and would make her pay. He decided to play with her at first, then fuck her brains out on the grass, while her sister watches.

In his college years, Ryan was a state champion wrestler, and in a Boxing club. He was quick on his toes and it showed when the sister yelled, Fight! Jumping around in a boxing stance, his Nike tennis shoes felt very comfortable, the loose gym shorts felt great too, he was relax, and believe nothing could hold him back. Jasmine knew about his boxing skills, but also knew the things bouncing around helplessly inside those shorts, more than defeated his years of experience. Ryan came charging towards Jasmine and used his right shoulder to ram her, but she was quick on her toes, and dodge his powerful hit. He resume his boxers stance, and sent out small jabs at her face and midsection. She did her best to dodge them, but he was too good of a fighter. Finally one jab caught her just above the belly button, and when she doubled over, he elbowed her in the face. She fell backwards, holding her nose. She wasn't bleeding, but tears formed in her eyes.

Ryan stood there and jumped about with his arms in the air, a sign of victory. "You stupid bitch, you aint'got nothing, no skills, no muscles, no balls!" He grabbed the bottom of his wife beater, and slid it off his toned torso. The sweat on his tanned body glisten in the afternoon sun. It also revealed the strong muscles of his hard-earned work in the gym. He tossed the tank top to the side as he walked around Jasmine, watching her struggle to get up. "And guess what girl, I'm fucking your friend Helen. Ha Ha, she's hella better than you!" He stood in one spot and starting making immature humping motions, rethinking last weekends sex. Little did he realize, Jasmines sister walked up behind him, and grabbed a handful of his white boxers and loose basketball shorts. She then yanked the flimsy cloth away from the studs narrow waist. The sister then put her hands on his two butt-cheecks and gave a tiny little push. Ryan was surprised, and felt two hands push him forward, and staggered in tiny baby steps, until he fell hard on his chest. He hurried to pull the shorts off his shoes, and then kicked them out of the ring. As he stood tall again, he saw his mature wife looking up at him with serious red eyes. He felt a shiver go down his spine as he realize she was the oldest, she was three years older than him. Still, his male ego fought him out of this jam, and stared down at the little girl, widened his chest and shoulders to prove his superior male being.

"You stupid fool, you fucked my best friend!" Jasmine stated

He looked down at her, "FUCK YA!" He yell into her face.

"Good, now I feel right doing this!", his wife said.

Since Ryan remove his top, his large chest was expose, but moveover, his nipples. Jasmine reached out quickly, and grabbed Ryan's male nipples while twisting them hard. Ryan scream out in pain, and took a swing at her, she ducked under it, and pulled his nipples downward to. As his face came down, she release his redden nips, and uppercutted him underneath his square jawline. His face shot up, and his body straighten up. She smiled at how easy this was, and questioned herself to why she didn't do this at the begining. Anyways, she simply grabbed both of his strong shoulders, she felt the hardness of his muscles, and looked down at his bellybutton, then she followed the treasure trail of hair to his thick male cock. She took her left hand away from his shoulder and slap his cock, then grab it roughly and pulled it upwards. Ryan stood on his tiptoes, and know she would try to strike his balls, he tighthen up his powerful abs, and pulled his beautiful big balls up towards his muscled crotch and held it there. "STUPID BOY!!!! THAT"S GOING ENSURE I DON"T MISS!!!" Jasmine thought, and swung her knee back and forwards in a smooth, powerful motion. Since she held his dick out of the way, and since his nuts were against his pelvic bone, Jasmine gave 100% of her female power toward her husband's sorry male balls. Ryan's mouth dropped, his blue eyes opened wide, and all of his muscles tightened.

Jasmine released his shoulders, and watched her manly husbands reactions. He doubled up, shooting both of his arms and hands toward the female's target. His legs turned inward, and he stood there in complete silence. Jasmine's sister took a quick picture right then and there. Then we all heard a masculine Male cry "AHHHHAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!" He staggered to and fro, but soon fell down with a loud thud.

"My Balls, My Balls, You Killed My Balls!!!!" Ryan yelled so loud, the neighors dogs started barking.

Jasmine and her sister jumped and clapped hands, she slapped her sister's perfect groin, and the sister's slapped Jasmine's groin, they both starting laughing staring at the boys painful state.

"Hey Ryan!" Jasmine said holding her smooth flawless crotch, "Sucks being a Boy doesn't it?"


THE END



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